Friday, May 13, 2011

A Good Laugh...


"A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones" (Proverbs 17:22, NIV)

Laughter really is the best medicine for so many things in life that we feel like drives us crazy.

The next 2 weeks airports will be a huge part of my life, so have a good laugh with me as you read these comments from comedian Jerry Seinfeld about Airports and Airplane travel:

“I love Airports. Feel safe in airports. Thanks to the high caliber individuals we have working at x-ray security. How bout this crack squad of savvy motivated personnel...what is the story on the sinks in the airport bathrooms that they will not give us a twist-it-on twist-it-off human style faucet. Is that too risky for the general population?...
Do the people that work in the little shops in the airport have any idea what the prices are every place else in the world? Yea, fourteen dollars tuna sandwich we think that’s fair. That’s what we charge in our country.
The Pilot of course has to come on the p.a. system. This guys’s so excited about being a pilot he can’t even stand himself...
Then the stewardesses have to come out and have to do their little emergency equipment show. You know that thing they do. One reads it and the other one acts it out...
They show you how to use a seat belt in case you haven’t been in a car since 1965. Oh, you lift up on the buckle. Ohhh...
Then they always point out the emergency exits always with that very vague point isn’t it?...
It’s a whole tiny world on the airplane isn’t it? There’s always that little tiny table there, tiny computer, everyone’s in cramped seats, tiny food, tiny utensils, tiny liquid bottles, tiny sink, tiny mirror, tiny closet. There’s always a small problem. Gonna be a slight delay. Gonna be a little late!”



Also, please keep in touch with my wife over the next few weeks and give her some adult conversation as she will be taking care of the four kids alone! Pretty sure there will be more than one occasion that they will be driving her crazy. She will also definitely need to hear anything that can help her have a good laugh...

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